No idea what’s going on? Please read our About Page! Reminder must be 21+ to attend.

Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 04/30/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Walk-On’s Sports Bistreaux - Columbia, MO (2541 Broadway Bluffs Dr, Columbia, MO 65201). Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00. Unlike the normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route, Tumbling Dice often sees us stopping off in bars and exquisite watering holes with everyone paying for their own beverages.

Hare(s): The Dice Gods!

Trail Description: No Volunteer(s) to Hare this week, so the Dice will be Tumbled! During Opening Circle dice will be thrown with lowest number (numbers in case of a tie) being designated the Hare(s) to the next Beer Stop of their choice. Could be a Bar, could be a sneaky drop off into a Gas Station to grab provisions, could be 20ft down the road to next bar, or 2mi away through 7 parking garages - Hare(s) decide! At the next stop, roll dice again, and repeat On-On until ready to return to A-point.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): X - Only the Dice Gods know. And Evil Hares. Evil, EVIL Hares =)

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Probably not on this one due to likelihood of stopping at TBD beverage establishments.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

Location: Fairview Park @6:30pm, 3/19/2025

Shiggy Level (1-5): 2.69

Cranium Gear: yes

Dog Friendly:yes

Description: Cum finish all of the crummy novelty “Irish” drinks with your favortite half minds. Special appearance by our CoMo-adjacent hash pal Golden Knowledge.

Shiggy Level (0-5): 2.69 (one section will be pretty shiggy, but the rest is pretty tame)
Cranium Gear: YES!!
Dog Friendly: Yes

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 10/16/2025, 6:00PM. On-Out 6:30PM

Start Location Address/Notes: Moser’s Food - Faurot Dr. location (4420 Faurot Dr, Columbia, MO 65203). Look for strange individuals congregated somewhere back/side parking lot =)

Hash Cash (Cost): $7.00 to cover provided beverages; payable in cash or using Venmo

Hare(s): Full Frontal Alchemist and Je Ne Suis Ass Parte

Trail Description: Let’s do the time warp again!

Warning: There will be a fair amount of water and muddy conditions, with waist deep water at some points. Bring towel change of clothes/socks/shoes as preferred.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 4.69 a fair amount of water and muddy conditions

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes!!! It’s dark on Trail!

• Dog friendly? Probably not on this one.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

Hare(s): Blows Through Bush & Cheesystache
Start Location: Capen Park. Gather starting at 6pm; Circle and On-Out at 6:30pm

Description: Come learn some CoMotion history and experience some old traditions - Beware! Also, trying to keep trail short so that we can have a f-n hotdog on-afters at Cheesy and Banjo's with special showing of an oldie but goodie

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 2-3 depending on your tolerance of lots of creek walking / wet feet - it's gonna be hot! so figured we needed water. (Bring dry socks/shoes to wear home or to on-afters!)

Cranium Gear: Yes!
Dog-Friendly: Yes, with the creek walking caveat, and provided your pupper gets along well with other dogs and people.

Going? Be sure to mark yourself on the Facebook group event if you have access. If not, please email comotionh3@gmail.com ASAP to RSVP so we get the drink count right.

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 7/17/2025, 6:00PM start gathering; circle at 6:30

Let us know if you plan to cum join us! Either mark yourself “Going” on the FB event page (if you have access) or send an email to comotionh3@gmail.com ASAP so we can make sure there are enough drinks for everyone!

Start Location Address/Notes: Nifong Park, south parking lot by the playground (sorta next door to 3 Fifteen Primo if you know that reference—or check a map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/MeucRFAjv2NgDoZz8)

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00!! That’s right, it’s FREE! Using up some MINK beers to lubricate the kennel.

Hare(s): Dr. Shibari and Cheesystache!

Trail Description: There will be a SHIGGY = wet feet, spotty overgrown trails, harmless spiders and ticks (Cheesy scouting tick count = 5), slutty costume trail. Spookiness exploring guaranteed! Cranium gear a must. LESS than 3 miles (never trust a hare).

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 4.69 (if you're into student grading, we will round up) but it will be worth it.

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes!!!

• Dog friendly? Yes, subject to the above caveats and provided your pupper gets along well with others (humans and doggos). It’s gonna be hot. Bring water and a vessel for your pup to lap from.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 7/10/2025, 6:00PM

Start Location Address/Notes: Albert Oakland Park, East side of the parking lot, probably shelter 2 or 3. Look for a bunch of half-minds in tie-dye and brightly colored long socks.

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00!! That’s right, it’s FREE! Using up some MINK beers to lubricate the kennel.

Hare(s): Palm Pilot

Trail Description: This will be a traditional live trail (meaning the Hare will mark is as the Hounds pursue)! If enough people show up, a named hasher will be chosen by arbitrary and capricious standards to be a beer mule.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 2-3

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes!!!

• Dog friendly? Yes, provided your pupper gets along well with others (humans and doggos). It’s gonna be hot. Bring water and a vessel for your pup to lap from.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

the person to keep their sweater on the longest will win the ultimate Jorts hashing belt!

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 3.69 (Expect hills and water crossing/walking)
Cranium Gear: Yes
Dog-Friendly: Maybe! Pretty hilly and might be super hot!

WEAR PROTECTION - sunscreen, bug spray, sunglasses, drink lots of water! Bring change of shoes/socks for drive home!

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): .69
Cranium Gear: YES
Dog-Friendly: No

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 05/29/2025, 6:00PM

Start Location Address/Notes: Rock Bridge State Park - Devil’s Icebox Parking Lot (Search in Google maps for “Devil’s Icebox Parking Lot” to find the correct spot)

Hash Cash (Cost): $8.00 to cover provided beverages; payable in cash or using Venmo. Details/pay pouch in the Check-in book.

Hare(s): Lance PalmStrong

Trail Description: Return to the woods for Rock Bridge for mid-shiggy trollop through the trees.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 2.60-3.69 depending on things

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes - so long as they are always on-leash, and well behaved in sometimes narrow spaces with other dogs/humans.)

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

Description: It's the chicken and a biscuit trail! bring a friend come have fun and drink.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5):2.69 never trust a hare. bring a change of socks and shoes
Cranium Gear: sure
Dog-Friendly: yes

Description: Good old fashioned live pay trail

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5):2
Cranium Gear: yes
Dog-Friendly: likely

Reminder that you will Rego ONE person at a time, if you are attempting to also Rego for someone else. Only Rego for yourself, or someone that is currently eligible to be Regoing:

- MINK 2024 Attendees (Early-Birds, $115): 4/25 12:00PM Central Time - 4/28 11:59AM Central Time

- General Release (Everybody, $125): 4/28 12:00PM Central Time

HOW TO REGO

1. GO HERE!

https://www.purplepass.com/events/317519-mink-2025-jun-27th

2. At the top choose [Buy Tickets] or scroll down to the password box.
   
   
   

3. Enter password “MINK2025” and click [GO]. Once the password is accepted, you should see an option for [Choose Seats]. Click that to open a session pop-up in the same browser window. Some have reported needing to refresh browsers at this stage for the map to show, for what it's worth.
   
   

4. Pick ONE seat by selecting a Blue (Cabin) or Orange (Tent Camping) circle from the available spots on Map and (if on Mobile click "Add") and then "Finished". Selecting a seat locks it from selection by others for 30 min or until the transaction is completed.
   
   Note1: While you can add multiple seats in this view, by checkout rules you will not be able to check out with more than One Seat (one registration per person) in your Cart per transaction with accompanying details for a single registrant at a time.
   
   Note2: Because of how pricing rules are configured, this screen initially shows $0.00 when you add a seat, but will show the price once you click [Finished] and move forward:
   

   

   
   

   

   
   

5. Now that you have selected a Seat/Spot, time to click [Add to Cart]:
   

   

   
   
   

6. Enter custom registration details (Hash Name, Kennel, Diet, etc.):
   
   

   

   
   

7. Enter Ticket Holder Info (Muggle Name, Email Address to receive confirmation/updates, Phone #):

   

   
   
   

8. Read the [IMPORTANT NOTICE] in full and check the box [X] to acknowledge having read and accepting of the waiver / rules. Please PLEASE read in detail and mention any additions or changes you want made to Plugger before we unleash this all to the masses.
   
   

9. Click [Review Order] and then either [PayPal Checkout] (will login to your PayPal and complete) or [Debit or Credit Card] where you will enter your Card & Billing Information to Pay:
   

   

   

   
   
   
   

10. Should very promptly get an email confirmation with Order #, date paid, amount paid, seat selected, etc.
    
    

If you are Regoing for someone else that is eligible to be Regoing at this time, recommendation is to fully close all browser windows and start over. Even better switch to an Incognito/InPrivate browser session and start again. (ex. Google Chrome → Click the three-dots in top-right and choose New Incognito Window. Paste the link from step 1 and start over.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/PrJAdVkM9JqMA2TP7

Description:

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 3
Cranium Gear: YES
Dog-Friendly: YES

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 3-4.5 depending on how evil we get or how adventurous you are
Cranium Gear: only if you plan on getting lost
Dog-Friendly: yup, but they may be full of burrs at trail's end (at least the ticks are in the ground)

*** think anti-icey-slip gear, JIC***

We will meet "around" the MKT %$&÷ trail.

The weather is going to be warmer than usual and most of the ice should be gone.

On-Afters will be at Flat Branch. We will be done early enough for a later dinner.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 1-1.5
Cranium Gear: safety 3rd
Dog-Friendly: YES, but not for on-afters.

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Meeting Day / Time: Black Friday, 11/29/2024, 11:30AM

Start Location Address/Notes: 300 E. Brandon Rd., Columbia, 65203
(a.k.a., Chez Cheesy)

Hash Cash (Cost): $8.00 to cover provided beverages; payable in cash or using Venmo

Hare(s): Fuckin’ Uber Alley Ho and Palm Pilot

Trail Description: Kennel's getting soft, time for a ball buster. Trail will be around 12-14 miles.

Yes, actually literally seriously. For the most part you won't be more than a half mile away from a street that you can uber-zen back from, should your balls get too busted.

Trail’s not ‘til 11:30, so get your crazy consumerism taken care of early if you must and be ready for a long trail! Also note, there is no trail Thursday. So use this to run off all the pie and stuffing you put in your hole on Thursday.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): mostly 1, could get to 2 or 3. I mean shiggy in the traditional thorns, underbrush, and water senses; it's still a really long fucking trail. If you are going to walk the whole thing it'll probably take you 8 hours.

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES! Always!

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Couldn’t hurt

• Dog friendly? Probably not a good idea; it’s a very long trail and could make zenning out early difficult if needed.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!