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Meeting Day / Time: Saturday 06/13/2026, 12:00PM Meet-up, 12:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Kiwanis Park, C.K. Odor Shelter (926 College Park Dr, Columbia, MO 65203)

Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): Normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route.

Hare(s): Locks and Loaded, Lit N Runica and Just Liz

Trail Description:

Bring an ID and a bit o' cash!

Backstory: Welcome to the warring states period of the Shinobi World. In a story as old as time, two rival villages have been in a deadlock fighting for dominance over the last decade. To end the fighting, the village leaders have agree to one last battle to end them all. Represent your village in three challenges to achieve ultimate glory and establish the next great Kage of your combined villages! BELIEVE IT!!

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 0.69

What to Bring:

• ID and a little Cash on this one

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes, but there will be one stop that is not dog friendly and you may need to wait outside. Also must be well mannered around other doggos, humans, and kept on leash where/when/if expected.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 06/11/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Cosmo-Bethel Park (4500 Bethel St, Columbia, MO 65203) Circle will be at the parking lot closer to Bethel (it has the big sign).

Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): Normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route.

Hare(s): Rock Cock & Feral and Pickled Pisser!

Trail Description: We wanted to see the swan >swan lake>black swan >dancing> make them dance! That's how this trail came to be. Be prepared to pull out some throwback dances from your youth and get a senic view of the massive modern day dinosaurs.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 1.69 (potential for light to heavy mud depending on rain)

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes, but will probably get muddy! And must be well mannered around other doggos, humans, and kept on leash where/when/if expected.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 06/04/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Devils Icebox Parking Lot (Rock Bridge Park, Rock Bridge Memorial State Park, Rock Bridge State Park, Columbia, MO 65203). Google Map “Devils Icebox Park Lot” and you should find us!

Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): Normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route.

Hare(s): Zerg Lush and Doctor Shibari!

Trail Description: Having fun walking through the woods with friends and beer. Trail will be a little over 5.5 miles along rocky trails, hills, and creeks. Most of the moist is optional except for one near the end. Take the usual tick precautions.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 1.69-3.69 (some trail, some off-trail, and some MOIST)

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes on this one! So long as can deal with ticks, is well mannered around other doggos, humans, and kept on leash where/when/if expected.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

<DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER TRAIL POSTPONED TO THURSDAY 6/4>

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Meeting Day / Time: Saturday 05/30/2026, 1:00PM Meet-up, 1:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Devils Icebox Parking Lot (Rock Bridge Park, Rock Bridge Memorial State Park, Rock Bridge State Park, Columbia, MO 65203). Google Map “Devils Icebox Park Lot” and you should find us!

Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): Normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route.

Hare(s): Zerg Lush and Doctor Shibari!

Trail Description: Having fun walking through the woods with friends and beer. Trail will be a little over 5.5 miles along rocky trails, hills, and creeks. Most of the moist is optional except for one near the end. Take the usual tick precautions.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 1.69-3.69 (some trail, some off-trail, and some MOIST)

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes on this one! So long as can deal with ticks, is well mannered around other doggos, humans, and kept on leash where/when/if expected.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 05/21/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Twin Lakes Dog Park - usually nearer the backend at Pavilion or the lower-back parking lot off to the right.

Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): $10.00. Unlike the normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route, Hares also intend to feed you howngry half-minds at end.

Hare(s): Cheery Ho! & Blows Thru Bush

Trail Description: In the words of the Hare, “You know the drill…”. Hares will mark our way, likely treat us to some fine liquid delicacies, and end it all with… SLIME TIME! Disclaimer: This will be messy. That's the point! You can stay out of the mess but you'll miss the best part. I highly recommend bringing a change of clothes and/or trash bags. If you choose to participate in the grand finale, cotton clothes will likely be ruined. Synthetics and dri-fits can be washed.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 0.69

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes on this one! So long as well mannered around other doggos, humans, and kept on leash where expected.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 05/14/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Las Margs - Columbia, MO (5614 E St. Charles Rd. Suite E, Columbia MO 65202). Look for a colorful collection of Beer/Margarita drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00. Unlike the normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route, Tumbling Dice often sees us stopping off in bars and exquisite watering holes with everyone paying for their own beverages.

Hare(s): The Dice Gods!

Trail Description: No Volunteer(s) to Hare this week, so the Dice will be Tumbled! During Opening Circle dice will be thrown with lowest number (numbers in case of a tie) being designated the Hare(s) to the next Beer Stop of their choice. Could be a Bar, could be a sneaky drop off into a Gas Station to grab provisions, could be 20ft down the road to next bar, or 2mi away through 7 parking garages - Hare(s) decide! At the next stop, roll dice again, and repeat On-On until ready to return to A-point.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): X - Only the Dice Gods know. And Evil Hares. Evil, EVIL Hares =)

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Probably not on this one due to likelihood of stopping at TBD beverage establishments.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 05/07/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: International Tap House (I-Tap) - 308 S 9th St Columbia MO.

Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route. We take Venmo (@ComotionH3) or Cash in our sign in book .

Hare(s): Pickled Pisser and Excalibang

Trail Description: Show off your knowledge to skip the checks or learn something new getting your steps!

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 0.69 - expectations are very low to no Shiggy

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Probably not on this one

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 04/30/2026, 6:00PM Meet-up, 6:30PM On-Out!

Start Location Address/Notes: Walk-On’s Sports Bistreaux - Columbia, MO (2541 Broadway Bluffs Dr, Columbia, MO 65201). Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00. Unlike the normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route, Tumbling Dice often sees us stopping off in bars and exquisite watering holes with everyone paying for their own beverages.

Hare(s): The Dice Gods!

Trail Description: No Volunteer(s) to Hare this week, so the Dice will be Tumbled! During Opening Circle dice will be thrown with lowest number (numbers in case of a tie) being designated the Hare(s) to the next Beer Stop of their choice. Could be a Bar, could be a sneaky drop off into a Gas Station to grab provisions, could be 20ft down the road to next bar, or 2mi away through 7 parking garages - Hare(s) decide! At the next stop, roll dice again, and repeat On-On until ready to return to A-point.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): X - Only the Dice Gods know. And Evil Hares. Evil, EVIL Hares =)

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Probably not on this one due to likelihood of stopping at TBD beverage establishments.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

Location: Fairview Park @6:30pm, 3/19/2025

Shiggy Level (1-5): 2.69

Cranium Gear: yes

Dog Friendly:yes

Description: Cum finish all of the crummy novelty “Irish” drinks with your favortite half minds. Special appearance by our CoMo-adjacent hash pal Golden Knowledge.

Shiggy Level (0-5): 2.69 (one section will be pretty shiggy, but the rest is pretty tame)
Cranium Gear: YES!!
Dog Friendly: Yes

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 10/16/2025, 6:00PM. On-Out 6:30PM

Start Location Address/Notes: Moser’s Food - Faurot Dr. location (4420 Faurot Dr, Columbia, MO 65203). Look for strange individuals congregated somewhere back/side parking lot =)

Hash Cash (Cost): $7.00 to cover provided beverages; payable in cash or using Venmo

Hare(s): Full Frontal Alchemist and Je Ne Suis Ass Parte

Trail Description: Let’s do the time warp again!

Warning: There will be a fair amount of water and muddy conditions, with waist deep water at some points. Bring towel change of clothes/socks/shoes as preferred.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 4.69 a fair amount of water and muddy conditions

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes!!! It’s dark on Trail!

• Dog friendly? Probably not on this one.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

Hare(s): Blows Through Bush & Cheesystache
Start Location: Capen Park. Gather starting at 6pm; Circle and On-Out at 6:30pm

Description: Come learn some CoMotion history and experience some old traditions - Beware! Also, trying to keep trail short so that we can have a f-n hotdog on-afters at Cheesy and Banjo's with special showing of an oldie but goodie

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 2-3 depending on your tolerance of lots of creek walking / wet feet - it's gonna be hot! so figured we needed water. (Bring dry socks/shoes to wear home or to on-afters!)

Cranium Gear: Yes!
Dog-Friendly: Yes, with the creek walking caveat, and provided your pupper gets along well with other dogs and people.

Going? Be sure to mark yourself on the Facebook group event if you have access. If not, please email comotionh3@gmail.com ASAP to RSVP so we get the drink count right.

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 7/17/2025, 6:00PM start gathering; circle at 6:30

Let us know if you plan to cum join us! Either mark yourself “Going” on the FB event page (if you have access) or send an email to comotionh3@gmail.com ASAP so we can make sure there are enough drinks for everyone!

Start Location Address/Notes: Nifong Park, south parking lot by the playground (sorta next door to 3 Fifteen Primo if you know that reference—or check a map: https://maps.app.goo.gl/MeucRFAjv2NgDoZz8)

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00!! That’s right, it’s FREE! Using up some MINK beers to lubricate the kennel.

Hare(s): Dr. Shibari and Cheesystache!

Trail Description: There will be a SHIGGY = wet feet, spotty overgrown trails, harmless spiders and ticks (Cheesy scouting tick count = 5), slutty costume trail. Spookiness exploring guaranteed! Cranium gear a must. LESS than 3 miles (never trust a hare).

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 4.69 (if you're into student grading, we will round up) but it will be worth it.

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes!!!

• Dog friendly? Yes, subject to the above caveats and provided your pupper gets along well with others (humans and doggos). It’s gonna be hot. Bring water and a vessel for your pup to lap from.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 7/10/2025, 6:00PM

Start Location Address/Notes: Albert Oakland Park, East side of the parking lot, probably shelter 2 or 3. Look for a bunch of half-minds in tie-dye and brightly colored long socks.

Hash Cash (Cost): $0.00!! That’s right, it’s FREE! Using up some MINK beers to lubricate the kennel.

Hare(s): Palm Pilot

Trail Description: This will be a traditional live trail (meaning the Hare will mark is as the Hounds pursue)! If enough people show up, a named hasher will be chosen by arbitrary and capricious standards to be a beer mule.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 2-3

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes!!!

• Dog friendly? Yes, provided your pupper gets along well with others (humans and doggos). It’s gonna be hot. Bring water and a vessel for your pup to lap from.

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!

the person to keep their sweater on the longest will win the ultimate Jorts hashing belt!

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 3.69 (Expect hills and water crossing/walking)
Cranium Gear: Yes
Dog-Friendly: Maybe! Pretty hilly and might be super hot!

WEAR PROTECTION - sunscreen, bug spray, sunglasses, drink lots of water! Bring change of shoes/socks for drive home!

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): .69
Cranium Gear: YES
Dog-Friendly: No

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Meeting Day / Time: Thursday 05/29/2025, 6:00PM

Start Location Address/Notes: Rock Bridge State Park - Devil’s Icebox Parking Lot (Search in Google maps for “Devil’s Icebox Parking Lot” to find the correct spot)

Hash Cash (Cost): $8.00 to cover provided beverages; payable in cash or using Venmo. Details/pay pouch in the Check-in book.

Hare(s): Lance PalmStrong

Trail Description: Return to the woods for Rock Bridge for mid-shiggy trollop through the trees.

Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 2.60-3.69 depending on things

What to Bring:

• Whistle: YES

• Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes

• Dog friendly: Yes - so long as they are always on-leash, and well behaved in sometimes narrow spaces with other dogs/humans.)

Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.

On-On!