Trail 764 (FRIDAY 11/29/2024) - Black Friday Ballbuster!
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Meeting Day / Time: Black Friday, 11/29/2024, 11:30AM
Start Location Address/Notes: 300 E. Brandon Rd., Columbia, 65203
(a.k.a., Chez Cheesy)
Hash Cash (Cost): $8.00 to cover provided beverages; payable in cash or using Venmo
Hare(s): Fuckin’ Uber Alley Ho and Palm Pilot
Trail Description: Kennel's getting soft, time for a ball buster. Trail will be around 12-14 miles.
Yes, actually literally seriously. For the most part you won't be more than a half mile away from a street that you can uber-zen back from, should your balls get too busted.
Trail’s not ‘til 11:30, so get your crazy consumerism taken care of early if you must and be ready for a long trail! Also note, there is no trail Thursday. So use this to run off all the pie and stuffing you put in your hole on Thursday.
Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): mostly 1, could get to 2 or 3. I mean shiggy in the traditional thorns, underbrush, and water senses; it's still a really long fucking trail. If you are going to walk the whole thing it'll probably take you 8 hours.
What to Bring:
Whistle: YES! Always!
Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Couldn’t hurt
Dog friendly? Probably not a good idea; it’s a very long trail and could make zenning out early difficult if needed.
Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.
On-On!