(Sat. 05/30/2026 POSTPONED DUE TO WEATHER) - Wankers in the Woods
<DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER TRAIL POSTPONED TO THURSDAY 6/4>
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Meeting Day / Time: Saturday 05/30/2026, 1:00PM Meet-up, 1:30PM On-Out!
Start Location Address/Notes: Devils Icebox Parking Lot (Rock Bridge Park, Rock Bridge Memorial State Park, Rock Bridge State Park, Columbia, MO 65203). Google Map “Devils Icebox Park Lot” and you should find us!
Look for a colorful collection of Beer drinkers in long socks - you’ll 99.69% likely be looking at the correct group, just ask “R-U?” to safely determine.
Hash Cash (Cost): Normal $7.00 fee to cover beverages provided by Hares along the route.
Hare(s): Zerg Lush and Doctor Shibari!
Trail Description: Having fun walking through the woods with friends and beer. Trail will be a little over 5.5 miles along rocky trails, hills, and creeks. Most of the moist is optional except for one near the end. Take the usual tick precautions.
Estimated Shiggy Level (1-5): 1.69-3.69 (some trail, some off-trail, and some MOIST)
What to Bring:
Whistle: YES
Cranium Gear (H*adlamp): Yes
Dog friendly: Yes on this one! So long as can deal with ticks, is well mannered around other doggos, humans, and kept on leash where/when/if expected.
Any questions, comments or concerns please reach out at ComotionH3@gmail.com.
On-On!